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• “Not only are we the greatest wrestlers, and not only are we the greatest looking, but we are the greatest Southern Tag Champions of allll timeeee.” - 12/11/04 OVW Interview, talking about MNM.

• “I have a message for Seth (Skyfire) and Mac (Johnson). You’re not even in our league. Seth, find a gym. Mac, get a tan. If you want to be champions, you’ve got to look like champions. I mean, look at this. Look at that. *Gestures towards pictures of MNM* Look at them. *Gestures towards Nitro & Matthews* Look at me. We’re hot, and you’re not.” - 1/15/04 OVW Interview, talking about Seth Skyfire & Mac Johnson.

• “And the next time that disgusting little dwarf lays his hands on me, I’m going to claw his eyes out!” - 3/05/05 OVW Interview, talking about Mo Green.

• “Former WWE Tag Team Champions? I have to hear this from everyone else. I don’t have to hear this from a RAW girl. We’re here to make a statement. Don’t make me make this statement on you.” - 7/30/04 OVW, threatening Maria.

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• “Thanks Carlito. We are cool, and that’s why we wanted to be on your Cabana. I’m Melina, this is Nitro, and that’s Mercury. We are MNM, the “it team” on the scene. We were in a “real city”, Los Angeles, with our friends Ashton, Paris, Nick, and Jessica, and we were talking about Johnny and Joey. Yeah, we were talking about how easily they could become Tag Team Champions, with Latino Heat and Mucha Lucha on the outs. Yeah, they’re on the outs. We were thinking we could make our debut right here on SmackDown and win the Tag Team Titles.” - 4/14/05 SD!, talking on Carlito’s Cabana.

• “How much did this set you back? How about this: instead of us going out there, we’ll wait for your answer right here. If you’re having a hard time trying to find us, we’ll just leave our calling card.” - 4/21/05 SD!, talking about MNM’s challenge to Eddie/Rey, before spray painting Eddie’s lowrider.

• “Yeah, Paris? Yes, can you believe it? MNM are the new WWE Tag Team Champions. Yes! Okay, tell Keanu and Christina to head out to NYC, because we’re going to party alllll night long.” - 4/21/05 SD!, talking to “Paris” after MNM’s WWE Tag Team Title win.

• “Welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the biggest night in Pay-Per-View history, and welcome to the world of MNM: Mercury, Nitro, and Melina. We are hotter than anyone who has ever walked the red carpet in Hollywood, and my boys are tougher than everyone on SmackDown. So get your cameras ready, because you are about to have a brush with greatness.” - Judgment Day 2005, speaking to the crowd before MNM’s match.

• “Ew.. Ugh, God. Chocolate Hershey kisses? Give me a break. Doesn’t everyone know that there’s nothing sweeter than MNM?” - 6/16/05 SD!, talking to Heidenreich and the Divas, who were passing out candy.

• “Actually Michelle, all you’re doing is getting fat. So why don’t you and the dumplings get out of the ring and let MNM take their proper spotlight?” - 6/16/05 SD!, responding to Michelle McCool’s claims that they’re just trying to have fun.

• “Oh, what are you gonna do, Heidenreich, read me a lame poem? Oh.. Are you gonna ask me to be your friend? Oh, let me save you the trouble. I will never be your friend! My friends are MNM, the Tag Team Champions. My friends are important. They are the jet set, the A-list, Hollywood trendsetters. They’re not some pathetic loser who runs around the ring, acting like a kindergartener on crack!” - 6/16/05 SD!, talking to Heidenreich.

• “Does she think she’s better than me? Does she think she can get away with that? She’s not even a B-list Diva. You know what I’m gonna do? I’m going to challenge her to a match for next week.” - 6/23/05 SD!, talking about Michelle McCool after she attacked Melina during MNM’s match.

• “Do you know who’s coming to see my first match? Okay, let me see: we have Paris and Paris, Nick and Jessica… Oh, and Ashton can’t make it. He never comes to Anaheim. It’s a wannabe L.A.” - 6/30/05 SD!, talking about her upcoming match with Michelle McCool.

• “Everyone’s coming to see me, Melina, in my first match ever. I can see the headlines in Variety now: Melina destroys wannabe Diva Michelle McCool.” - 6/30/05 SD!, talking about her upcoming match with Michelle McCool.

• “Tonight is the World Premiere of Melina.” - 6/30/05 SD!, talking about her upcoming match with Michelle McCool.

• “You’ve had it good, and made a name for yourself here on SmackDown, haven’t you? Well that’s because you haven’t had any competition, and your competition is here. Whatever you think you’ve accomplished, I can do it better, and then some..” - 7/14/05 SD!, talking to Torrie Wilson.

• “Enjoy the limelight while you can, Torrie, because when I’m through with you, no one’s gonna remember your name. Wait, what was it? Terri? Tony? Whatever..” - 7/14/05 SD!, talking to Torrie Wilson about their match at the Great American Bash.

• “Don’t you know your 15 minutes of fame are up? What are you known for? You did a GoDaddy.com commercial for the Super Bowl. That was so last year. Where as moi, not only am I famous for being the manager of MNM, the WWE Tag Team Champions, but I’m also famous for being the most beautiful and the most dominant Diva in the WWE.” - 7/21/05 SD!, talking to Candice Michelle.

• “Do you honestly think I’m going to let anybody in this world see me in my underwear? Forget that. That’ll never happen. You know, I’m going to lead by example, and I’m going to win this match against the worn out has-been Torrie Wilson, okay? I’m going to strip that has-been down to her bra and panties.” - Great American Bash 2004, talking about Torrie Wilson and their upcoming match.

• “You guys are just like Tyra Banks. Top Model? I was a “top model” before models were cool. You know, to show that I am a bigger person than Tyra, I’m going to introduce to you a woman that’s trying to follow in my footsteps.” - 11/11/05 SD!, talking to the crowd about Tyra Banks and model Michelle Deighton.

• “You’re like a B-list, maybe a C-list Diva now. So, you won’t be able to hang out with us, but you can hang out with like, Gary Coleman, or Danny Bonaduche or something.” - 11/11/05 SD!, talking to model Michelle Deighton.

• “I’m the most dominant diva inthe WWE. I’m the one who beat you in the Battle Royal last week. I find it ridiculous that I don’t even get a chance to be Women’s Champion. But you know what? That’s all going to change. I challenge you to a match at Survivor Series for the WWE Women’s Championship. What do you think about that?” - 11/22/05 RAW, talking to Trish Stratus, who’s bound to a chair.

• “Melina - WWE Women’s Champion. *laughs* Wouldn’t that be a kick in the head?.” -11/22/05 RAW, talking to Trish Stratus, who’s bound to a chair.

• “First off, I just want to say this subject matter is of an adult nature. This isn’t easy for me. However, as a role model for young women, I have no choice but to somehow summon the courage to do what’s right. Not just for me, but for all the other women who have been in this position. The truth is, I was recently the victim. Victim of a sexual predator. A man who you all know as.. Batista. I admit to an innocent flirtation with Batista. But that innocent flirtation soon turned into something abhorrent. I told Batista to stop, but he didn’t! He used his power and influence as World Champion and forced me into having sexual relations. (Please, bear with me), Batista’s public image is that of a suave, sophisticated individual. But I know better. There is a side to Batista you all don’t know. A man who will stop at nothing to get what he wants, regardless of who he hurts. Well this time, Batista has gone too far. Batista, my body is my temple. My body is not yours for the taking. You had no right to do what you did to me. Every time I close my eyes, I am.. I am haunted. Haunted by the image of Batista with that smirk on his face. It is an image that I will carry with me the rest of my life. I’m.. I’m scarred. Well I refuse to play the victim any longer. In order to ensure this horrific act does not happen to other women, I have decided to take a stand. I have filed the necessary legal papers and at this time I am here to announce that I will be officially suing one Dave Batista. Suing him for sexual harassment.” - 12/30/05 SD!, talking about her lawsuit against Batista.

• “I know you’re new here, so I just wanted to let you know that you have something to learn that all the other Divas learned. They’ve all learned that I’m the best, the top Diva in the WWE. So I just wanted to let you know that.” - 3/17/06 SD!, talking to Kristal Marshall.

• “Oh Jillian, I didn’t see you there. You know, I’m so sorry. I can’t believe you got fired last week. How embarassing! You know what? As a friend, I’m going to do you a favor. I’m going to give you a job, and you could help me put on my makeup. ” - 4/27/06 SD!, talking to Jillian Hall.

• “London and Kendrick are nothing but a couple of punk kids trying to get a few seconds of fame by rubbing up against the Tag Team Champions, MNM.” - 5/12/06 SD!, talking about Paul London & Brian Kendrick.

• “Oh, “it” speaks. Okay, Jillian, honey, you’ve got a lot of nerve coming out here and interrupting me. But you want to know what’s “embarassing” for you? It’s that you actually looked better with that disgusting growth coming out of your face.” - 5/12/06 SD!, talking to Jillian Hall.

• “That’s a tough break, Trish. you know, that’s quite the comeback match you just had. There was once a day when you were the top Diva in the WWE, and that day is so over.” - 6/26/06 RAW, talking to Trish Stratus.

• “And now Trish, you’re looking at the new top Diva in the WWE, Melina. So I guess we have a “passing of the torch” moment right now. So honey, I suggest you get out of the ring right now or you’re going to end up flying out of it. It’s your choice.” -6/26/06 RAW, talking to Trish Stratus.

• “You know Mick, maybe this match isn’t such a good idea. You know, not only for you, but for me too. Mick, I associate myself with winners. I’m the manager of champions. If you go out there and lose, it’s not going to look so good for my reputation.” - Summerslam 2007, talking to Mick Foley about his upcoming match with Ric Flair.

• “Mick Foley isn’t so much a quitter. He’s most like an ass kisser. I mean, he kissed Mr. McMahon’s ass, he kisses the people’s asses and he even kissed my ass. Oh, and Mick Foley “claims” he just wanted to be my friend? Ugh. Oh, I know better. You see, that fact is, Mick Foley is a disgusting creep who is hitting middle age, and he fell for me. That’s not my fault.” - 8/28/06 RAW, talking at a “press conference” about Mick Foley.

• “Mick can step in line, because every man in this arena and every man around the world, they all fall for me.” - 8/28/06 RAW, talking at a “press conference” about Mick Foley.

• “I would never associate myself with regular people like you or Mick Foley, because I’m a star!” - 8/28/06 RAW, talking at a “press conference” about Mick Foley.

• “There is no way in hell that I will ever leave Johnny Nitro for a one-eared, disgusting, smelly Muppet like Mick Foley. So, I not only fired Mick Foley, but I put Mick Foley out of his misery.” - 8/28/06 RAW, talking at a “press conference” about Mick Foley.

• “For one night only, at December to Dismember, we’re going to prove to the entire world that the best tag team in the modern era is MNM.” - 11/28/06 ECW, talking to the paparazzi about MNM vs. The Hardys.

• “You have bigger things to worry about than Umaga. See, on January 1st, you’re about to face another man, a true mega star, and he’s being personally trained by Johnny Nitro. And, he’s a personal friend of mine: Kevin Federline.” - 12/04/06 RAW, talking to John Cena about his upcoming match with Kevin Federline.

• “You know, I feel good today. I’m going to give Kevin Federline a present. (Maria asks what it is) Well, why don’t you go to the ring and find out, bitch?!” - 1/01/07 RAW, talking to Maria before slapping her.

• “Mickie.. Do you want to know what’s really crazy? It’s that you actually think that you’re going to keep the Women’s Championship.” - 1/29/07 RAW, talking to Mickie, who was talking to Super Crazy.

• “It doesn’t take talent or ability or glamour or beauty to pose for Playboy. You know, Playboy has begged me dozens of times to pose nude for them, and you know what? Everyone does not deserve to see me like that. So I don’t know why there’s all this attention on Ashley when it should be on me - the new WWE Women’s Champion.” - 2/19/07 RAW, being interviewed after an Ashley video package.

• “Jealous? No. Because Playboy couldn’t pay me enough money to pose naked for all these people. And to tell you the truth, my body is sacred. It’s for only one man to see, and that’s Johnny Nitro.” - 3/09/07 SD!, talking to Ashley on MizTV.

• “You know, sweetheart, people would kill to see me pose for Playboy, but no, they’ll have to settle for you.” - 3/09/07 SD!, talking to Ashley on MizTV.

• “Last night, on the grandest stage of them all, I proved to the world that Ashley is nothing more than just another pretty face. And while posing for Playboy may be glamorous, it pales in comparison to being the Women’s Champion.” - 4/02/07 RAW, talking to the crowd about defeating Ashley at WM 23.

• “If it turns out that I’m your daugh.. daughter, I’m going to take you for every cent that you have.” - 8/18/07 SNME, disgustedly talking to Mr. McMahon about possibly being his daughter.

• “It’s going to take like 15 showers to get this funk off of me.” - 9/24/07 RAW, talking to Jillian Hall about Hornswoggle and his smell.