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“Who’s your daddy now?”

• WHAT? — “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005), the film about two assassins who find out they have been hired to kill each other.
• WHO? – Jane Smith, wife of John Smith (Brad Pitt) and an accomplished assassin. She is played by Angelina Jolie.
• WHY? – Jane is an accomplished killer, and is adept at many weapons. When she and John go toe-to-toe, she has no trouble taking a beating as well as giving one out. She often one-ups her husband and male counterparts, showing that a woman can be just as good, if not better, than any man.
• PLOT? – John and Jane smith are a normal married couple, living a normal life in a normal suburb, working normal jobs– well, if you can call secretly being assassins “normal”. But neither Jane nor John knows about their spouse’s secret, until they are surprised to find each other as targets! But on their quest to kill each other, they learn a lot more about each other than they ever did in five (or six) years of marriage.

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quotes

• John Smith: [At marriage counseling] “OK, I’ll go first. Um… Let me say, uh, we don’t really need to be here. See, we’ve been married for five years.”
Jane Smith: “Six”
John Smith: “Five, six years.”

• Marriage Counselor: “How often do you have sex?”
Jane Smith: “I don’t understand the question.”

• Jane Smith: [Discussing the curtains she just bought] “If you don’t like them we can take them back.”
John Smith: “All right, I don’t like them.”
Jane Smith: [Pauses] “You’ll get used to them.”

• Jane Smith: “You really expect me to roll over and play dead?”
John Smith: “Well, you should be used to it after five years of marriage.”
Jane Smith: “Six… and I’m not leaving.”

• John Smith: “Come to Daddy.”
Jane Smith: [She bashes him in the head with a teapot and headbuts him] “Who’s your daddy now?”

• John Smith: “Chicken shit!”
Jane Smith: “Pussy!”

• [After shooting at John through the wall] “Still alive, baby?”

• Jane Smith: “Any last words?”
John Smith: “The new curtains are hideous.”

• John Smith: “Careful, Jane. I can push the button any time I like.”
Jane Smith: “Baby, you couldn’t find the button with both hands and a map.”

• “Happy endings are just stories that haven’t finished yet.”

• John Smith: [With both guns pointed at each other, John drops his] “You want it? It’s yours.”
Jane Smith: “Don’t! Come on! Come on!”

• John Smith: “Did you hear the helicopter dropping me off that night for our anniversary dinner?”
Jane Smith: “No. Oh, percussion grenades. I was partially deaf that evening.”

• Jane Smith: “My parents died when I was five. I’m an orphan.”
John Smith: “Who was that kind fellow who gave you away at our wedding?”
Jane Smith: “Paid actor.”
John Smith: “I said, I said I saw your dad on “Fantasy Island”!”

• John Smith: “I never went to MIT. Notre Dame. Art history major.”
Jane Smith: “Art?”
John Smith: “History! It’s reputable.”

• Jane Smith: “Wait, why do I get the girl gun?”
John Smith: “Are you kidding me?”

• John Smith: “That’s the second time you’ve tried to kill me today.”
Jane Smith: “Oh, come on, it was just a little bomb.”

getting the look

• In her normal life, Jane appears just as any other housewife would. When on the job as a spy, however, she is covered in concealed weapons and various diguises that resemble nothing of her housewife side.

plot & quote source - imdb.com