“Superman” (1978)
• Lois Lane: “Any more at home like you?”
Clark Kent: “Uh, not really, no.”

• Superman: “Easy, miss. I’ve got you.”
Lois Lane: “You, you’ve got me? Who’s got you?”

• Lois Lane: “Um, um, would you like a glass of wine?”
Superman: “Uh, no, no thanks. I never drink when I fly.”

• “What a super man… “Superman”!”

• “Can you read my mind? Do you know what it is that you do to me? I don’t know who you are. Just a friend from another star. Here I am, like a kid out of school. Holding hands with a god. I’m a fool. Will you look at me? Quivering. Like a little girl, shivering. You can see right through me. Can you read my mind? Can you picture the things I’m thinking of? Wondering why you are… all the wonderful things you are. You can fly. You belong in the sky. And I… could belong to each other. If you need a friend… I’m the one to fly to. If you need to be loved… here I am. Read my mind.”

“Superman II” (1980)
• Lois Lane: “I’m gonna’ be fine. Don’t worry about me.”
Clark Kent: “I like worrying about you.”

• [On herself being the only person in the world to know Superman’s secret identity, to Clark] “I didn’t sleep a wink last night. Do you know what it’s like to hear birds singing at dawn, after you’ve just spend the whole night crying…? Don’t you know this is KILLING me? Have you any idea what it’s like… to have you come in here every day, and not be able to talk normally to you, or show how I feel about you, or speak to anybody else about you… Hell, I don’t even know what to CALL you!”

• “Once a girl’s seen Superman in action, Niagara Falls kind of leaves you cold. You know what I mean?”

• Lois Lane: “I’ve known a lot of guys who wanna own the world; I haven’t met very many who actually wanna save it. When am I ever going to meet someone like that again?”
Clark Kent: “Lois, I promise someday, you’ll meet someone even more special.”

• Lois Lane: “If anything happens, tell Clark that I love him.”
Superman: “He knows, but I’ll tell him.”

“Lois & Clark”
• [To Clark] “Let me get this straight. You eat like an eight year old and you look like Mr. Hardbody. What’s your secret and can I have it?”

“Superman Returns” (2006)
• “How many “f’s” in “catastrophic”?”

• Superman: “Listen, what do you hear?”
Lois Lane: “Nothing.”
Superman: “I hear everything. You wrote that the world doesn’t need a savior, but everyday I hear people crying for one.”

• Jimmy Olsen: [Points to a small figure of Superman in a photo] “Look up in the sky, see?”
Lois Lane: “It’s a bird.”
Perry White: “It’s a plane.”
Jimmy Olsen: No, it’s.. [Interrupted by Clark entering the room]
Clark Kent: “You wanted to see me?”

• “Chief, I’ve done Superman.” [Jimmy snickers. Lois, Perry, and Clark look at him] “Covered him. You know what I mean.”

“Smallville”
• “Besides, my delicate feminine sensibilities weren’t offended the first time I got a glimpse of, uhm, Clark Junior.”

• “Give me a nerd with glasses any day.”

• “Guess I’m a sucker for stray dogs and naked men.” [Martha Kent stares at her] “Okay, that didn’t come out right…”

• [To Clark] “Glad to see we’ve moved beyond the clothing-optional stage of our relationship.”

• Clark Kent: “You talk a lot.”
Lois Lane: “Well, I’m just not comfortable with uncomfortable silence and you’re not exactly keeping up with your end of the conversation.”

• Lois Lane: “Clark, I know how devastated you must be but if you could just keep the tears to a minimum, I’d appreciate it.”
Clark Kent: “I’ll try.”

• Lois Lane: “I’ve known a lot of guys who wanna own the world; I haven’t met very many who actually wanna save it. When am I ever going to meet someone like that again?”
Clark Kent: “Lois, I promise someday, you’ll meet someone even more special.”

• Lois Lane: “Look, I - I just want you to know, Clark, that when I’m sitting in the audience today at your graduation and you stand on at that stage in front of all those people, I’m going to be looking up at you and thinking one thing.”
Clark Kent: “What’s that?”
Lois Lane: “Please, God, don’t let him trip.”

• Clark Kent: “Journalism. You ever thought about that? You wrote some half decent articles in your short lived career at the Torch.”
Lois Lane: “Nah, kill me first. Even if I could spell, the last thing I’d wanna do is spend my time in a newsroom. With my luck I’d probably end up across the desk from the most bumbling reporter on the masthead.”

• “Hallucinating would be imagining Clark Kent going off to the big city to make his mark in the world. I’m just being realistic.”

• [Trying to name a stray dog] “Well, he’s annoying and I can’t seem to get within ten feet of him without getting sick. I think we should call him Clarkie.”

• Lois Lane: [To vet] “We call him Clarky.”
Clark Kent: “We do not call him Clarky.”
Lois Lane: “Is it the “y” part you don’t like? Because, we could always just make it “Clark.” But then that would get really confusing, and, hey, maybe you should consider changing your name. You could be “Skipper.”"

• Jonathan Kent: “Where did you say you found him?”
Lois Lane: “Actually, I kind of… hit him.”
Clark Kent: “You hit him? With your car?”
Lois Lane: “No, with my fist.”

• Lois Lane: “Don’t worry, I’ll visit.”
Clark Kent: “Is that a promise or a threat?”

• Clark Kent: [To Lois] “In the future, let’s restrict our conversations to “hello” and “goodbye.”"

• Lois Lane: “Read it.”
Chloe Sullivan: “Funny, I don’t remember there being an “e” in “tornado.”"
Lois Lane: “It’s just a little typo.”
Chloe Sullivan: “And the extra “h” in “weather.”"

• “You’re going to realize that Clark’s sense of humor is an acquired taste; much like his sense of fashion.”

• Clark Kent: “You know, sometimes in order to protect the people we love, we keep secrets.”
Lois Lane: “That is… totally retarded.”